【海陆空三栖报道之六】全球鸟羽物流联合会最新公告

(2009-05-14 18:29:20)
标签: 鸟羽 物流 公告

  受气候危机的冲击,全球多家候鸟物流公司纷纷倒闭,幸存的几家也因连续发生漏送、误送等事件而导致投诉率激增。为了积极应对危机,共克时艰、重振市场,近日,“一次飞行”、“羽翼丰满”、“雁南飞”“羽林军”、“环宇快递”等几家百年老字号的鸟羽物流公司总裁,在丹麦首都哥本哈根召开紧急会议,共商大计,对物流业的营销对策、风险转移以及派送时间、范围、方式等做出了重大调整,并发表联合公告如下:

一、     由于全球暖化不断加剧,原定飞行路线将随时变更,部分传统落点可能取消,对此,我们将采取“以投代送”的方式进行弥补,取消相关站点的送货(信)上门服务,改采空投方式,因此易碎怕摔订单概不接受,由此给您带来的不便敬请谅解。

二、     同样由于气候原因,我们的快递员将比以往损耗更多体力,因此将对落地送货区域实行“以点带面”的方式,即在沿途设立若干定点派送站,货物统一运送到那里,请周边地区的货主自提(我们正与走兽足、水族协商,希望组建一个水陆空密集合作的派送服务体系,自提的不便问题有望近期解决)。

三、     如果快递员的体力仍然不支,我们将临时对部分订单进行拆分、重组,对此有异议者慎拍。

四、     好消息是,由于我们不得不向更北方迁徙,这将极大的拓展我们的投递范围,为南北方的物资、文化交流带来空前便利。

五、     不坏不好的消息是,由于沿途空气、水源、食物给养遭到现代化养殖业、种植业、工业大量排放的有毒有害物质的严重污染,加之挑战体能极限的超远途飞行,加之其它种群(包括两足无翼类)的侵袭,加之疫病的危害等等,我们的快递从业人员平均寿命明显降低,为此,天堂特别为我们开通了绿色直飞通道,我们也随之新辟了“天堂直送”业务,带来天上人间更多沟通的便利。

六、     尽管采取了一系列补救措施,但鸟算不如天算,风险仍在加大。为了解除您的后顾之忧,我们已向“不怕赔、赔不怕、怕不赔”保险公司投保,敬请安心与我们合作。

七、     具体派送站点、新开通业务、订单跟踪、送达时间及更多详情,请登录我们的网站:http://blog.sina.com.cn/yadmy

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